Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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