He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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