I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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