gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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