the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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