You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
id be glad to
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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