come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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