we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
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Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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