"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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