Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
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So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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