Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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