one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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