Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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