You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I use my feet as sexual weapons
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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