we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Oh god it's open bar.
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