Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
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