Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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