Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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