Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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