I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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