I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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