yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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