Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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