please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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