Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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