bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
smell my finger.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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