i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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