dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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