he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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