no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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