in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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