no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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