the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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