So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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