would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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