I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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