I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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