It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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