READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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