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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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