Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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