just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I don't think brook has ever known best
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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