she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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