at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
last night I used snow as a chaser
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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