yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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