margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
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You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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