I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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