This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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