jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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