Duck Duck Cougar?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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